BOBFLIX AND CHILL

written by Blog Team February 20, 2019
BOBFLIX AND CHILL

Bob’s been looking at the titles of hits from a popular streaming service (others are available) and getting things mixed up with life on-site…

Haunting of Hill House
Netflix says: Flashing between past and present, a fractured family confronts haunting memories of their old home and the terrifying events that drove them from it.
Bob says: Oh, Hill House is haunted alright. By the thing of every trade’s nightmares: black mould. A plasterer goes mad when uncovering the blight.

The Staircase
Netflix says: Accident or murder? After the mysterious death of his wife, author Michael Peterson watches his life go under the microscope.
Bob says: A joiner goes on a rampage after accidentally dropping their brew down a whole flight of stairs.

Dark
Netflix says: A missing child sets four families on a frantic hunt for answers as they unearth a mind-bending mystery that spans three generations.
Bob says: A sparkie goes on an absolutely bog-standard job where they’re asked to fix a family’s faulty wiring – as their lights aren’t working.

Chef’s Table
Netflix says: In this Emmy-nominated series, meet culinary stars from around the world who are redefining gourmet food with innovative dishes and tantalising desserts.
Bob says: Cooked to a perfect crispy consistency, nestled within the softest bread and lovingly garnished with tomato sauce; the culinary whizz from on-site van presents their best ever bacon butty.

Related Articles

Leave a Comment